WARNING
Millions are getting hooked. And the culprit is hiding in plain sight.
A wolf in fruit’s clothing.
It’s not tobacco. It’s not Fentanyl-laced candy. It’s a mind-altering chemical even more popular and habit-forming.
Dihydrogen Monoxide.
A nuclear powerplant coolant. The main ingredient in bleach, pesticides, and fire retardant foam.
Seducing new users with Starfruit Lemongrass, Blackcurrant Elderberry, and Mango Prickly Pear. Dihydrogen Monoxide floods schools and workplaces—some claim it gives a “sensation of well-being.” Even pro athletes use DHMO as a performance enhancer.
Millions misuse it. Millions avoid it. And it’s about damn time we take it a million times more seriously.
Learn the facts behind the flavors. Sort fruit from fiction.
See how Dihydrogen Monoxide hooks you at NoDHMO.com
The Website Mockup:
The Booth
At major sporting events, instead of having a hydration station that blends into the crowd, we can present the DHMO facts to athletes and families. They’ll stop by out of fear of Dihydrogen Monoxide, but after talking to one of our representatives, they’ll come away realizing that the only scary thing is the sugar, artificial ingredients, and plastic from other beverage brands.
The Documentary
As any high school chemistry teacher can tell you, it’s fun to mess with people by sharing the terrors of Dihydrogen Monoxide. With numerous experts on board with the mission to get people to drink more water, we will create a documentary to raise awareness about this new flavored DHMO trend. Tennis star Novak Djokovic and scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson are in on the joke and have already expressed interest.
